There was a young girl named D

Here is a story that D narrated and I wrote down word for word:

There was a young girl named "D".  D made her kitty cat sleep.  M made noise and woke the kitty cat up.  The kitty cat started crying.  D picked up the kitty cat and started nursing her.  D asked mommy to get her a breast pad from the kitchen counter.  The kitty cat fell asleep again.  D kissed M.  The end.

Now you know what happens everyday in our house!